10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Fold and live to fold again
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson