10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe