10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Fold and live to fold again
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."