10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Fold and live to fold again
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.