10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek