10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.