10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003