10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz