10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?