10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.