10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Fold and live to fold again
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"