10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "No river, no fish."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers