10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes