10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth