10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?