10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "No river, no fish."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword