10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury