10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion