10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright