10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!