10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves