10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003