10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.