10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.