10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "No river, no fish."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth