10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Fook the floosh droo!
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.