10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.