10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.