10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.