10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.