10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.