10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "No river, no fish."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike