10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.