10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is for loners.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.