10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth