10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Those eggs smell delicious!