10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.