10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---