10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."