10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.