10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword