10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.