10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson