10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."