10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.