10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• It's Free To Fold...
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."