10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.