10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe