10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"