10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP